1 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:19,769 G - A - R - F - I - E - L - D 2 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,523 Subtitles created by Warbringer (xeliase@centrum.cz) 3 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,609 What I didn't understand, I made up :) 4 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,405 ... don't mind that the English text doesn't fit :) 5 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,826 These are my first subtitles so please bear with me... 6 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:38,913 Enjoy it! 7 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:50,050 He hooked, underlined and stylistically edited the subtitles Karel K. (http://metro.zarohem.cz) 8 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,894 I hate Mondays 9 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,449 Spooky, cover me, I'm going for it! 10 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,337 Wake up sleepy princess 11 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,383 You can stop dreaming about me now because I'm here 12 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,552 So get up 13 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,221 You have a job 14 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,225 You are not only my owner, you are also my main care provider! 15 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,436 No, no, Garfield... 16 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:28,898 Well, today probably won't be so easy 17 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,653 You want to cuddle with me, don't you? 18 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,406 You want to avoid your responsibilities, don't you? 19 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,786 Well, I think this will get him straight to work 20 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,959 I also exercise while working. And now one quick dog JUMP! 21 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:49,753 Brytra! 22 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,171 Garfield!! 23 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,345 Ok, I think it's time to clean up! 24 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,766 Are you ok there? 25 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,780 This is liver flavored 26 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,240 Hmm, how delicious, bleeeeah 27 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,043 Phew, liver! 28 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,339 Well, actually, it's just liver-flavored 29 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,133 That was a good breakfast 30 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,220 I think it's time to get out and set things straight 31 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,305 And eat it with something easier to digest 32 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,434 Garfield, look! Milk truck 33 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:47,477 This is boring, Normel 34 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,312 The milk truck comes every day 35 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,980 Well, maybe not today 36 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:55,068 Maybe he changes messengers, maybe today is the last time we see him on duty 37 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,445 maybe they'll fire him because we like milk so much 38 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,488 She follows him 39 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:58,822 No! 40 00:03:58,822 --> 00:03:59,280 But... 41 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,198 But mushrooms 42 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,909 I wouldn't leave my paradise for anything in the world 43 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,745 There is the same hot asphalt, and problems 44 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,165 Bad things happen there, that's why I don't go there 45 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,670 And besides, I've found that if you wait long enough... 46 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,089 ... everything comes right under your nose 47 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,515 Hey Normel, come play astronauts again today 48 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,934 Yeah? Yeah, I love the game 49 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,936 you are such a brave little astronaut 50 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,312 Okay 51 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,815 Prepare to board your ship, Commander Normel 52 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,858 Wait wait, what about milk?! 53 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,027 Who needs milk? When you can be in far space 54 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:37,777 Oh yeah 55 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,946 Today we have a secret mission YES?? 56 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,698 You will explore the Milky Way Okay 57 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:45,201 I'll be cheering when you climb into your little spaceship 58 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,246 The nation thanks you! Get ready to hit! 59 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,623 ... it will be food ... 3, 2, 1!! 60 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,626 Bon voyage! 61 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,670 Here we go!! 62 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,672 No one was hurt! 63 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,050 Come to daddy, honey. 64 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,431 Don't you have milk? 65 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,308 Hey, I can see the whole neighborhood from here 66 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,851 That's nice, really nice 67 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,811 There's another milk truck over there 68 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,065 But this exhibition is even nicer 69 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,193 Mission successful, Normel 70 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,988 Hey Garfield... where did everyone go? 71 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,283 Looks like you're on the wrong side of the road, fat cat! 72 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,579 And you seem to be on the wrong side of the development tree 73 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:30,914 And enough! 74 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,832 I'm going to give you a good stretch today! 75 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,043 I do that every morning too 76 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:38,046 The correct question is: How will I get around you today? 77 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,590 Shall I put you through simple math? 78 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,384 I will outrun you, I can run very well 79 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,927 Or should I distract you with something shiny? 80 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,428 Don't make fun of me! 81 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,597 It's not very good, you already look funny 82 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,556 Now I'm going to show you something! 83 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,393 I think I can live without it 84 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,353 No! Those ducks again 85 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,524 Trouba, twitch your tail! 86 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,364 If I ever get out of that chain, I'll get you! 87 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,701 Everyone back! I don't know how much this thing will rage 88 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:14,165 I love the smell of baked apples in the morning, it smells like... victory 89 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,043 I hate that fat cat! 90 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:24,634 I have so much time and so little work 91 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,722 Mouse!! 92 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,598 No thanks, I'm already full 93 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:34,686 On her Garfield! 94 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,313 On her John! 95 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,866 It's always banging and banging 96 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,952 No one uses poison anymore 97 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,752 There's my ball 98 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,963 What kind of cat are you if you can't outrun a mouse? 99 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:06,968 I don't chase mice ... but I can do it! 100 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:11,806 I know you can't hear me, but can't you just listen? 101 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:20,065 Luis, what are you doing in the house when John is there? 102 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,067 Sorry, but I couldn't help myself here. 103 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,944 Look, when he sees you, he expects me to work, don't you understand? 104 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,990 I'm out of cookies, just trying to survive, don't you get it? 105 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,826 Yes, if you understand that I have to eat you now. 106 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,036 Well... 107 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:52,806 Nice one, you can see you can do it if you try You are the best cat 108 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,818 Have you been tasting lately? 109 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,654 Well, I can't say you have a first class kiss either 110 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:12,200 Get lost for a few days, Luis Get a haircut and grow a beard 111 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,244 Sure I'll throw away the ID card 112 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,831 I ask you, do you love your cat? 113 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,126 Finally, my regular schedule 114 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,797 ... none other than Kibbly Kat Am I right Mr. Snackedy? 115 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:30,552 The stupid cat is everywhere! Television, newspapers, T-shirts 116 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,430 I wouldn't want to be exposed like that 117 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,933 Gosh, dude! 118 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,768 I take it more ground up What's in that bag? 119 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,980 And remember: "Be happy" 120 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:47,819 I'm happy when I'm with you my delicious snack: grated cheese with homemade pasta! 121 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,364 Garfield, don't even think about it, it's my food 122 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,160 I'll probably get a little fat 123 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:59,831 Thanks Happy and thank you for joining us, I'm Christopher Mellow, and remember: 124 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,124 "Be Happy" 125 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,296 Okay, cut 126 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,177 Give me that Vinidryl give me Vinidryl 127 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,184 Damn cat allergy 128 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,568 Something new on the internet? 129 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,863 Nothing, but they're looking for a dog number at the New York Academy 130 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:32,822 Dog number? 131 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,868 Story of my life: I looked for a dog and stayed with a cat 132 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,287 But they seemed to pay quite well 133 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,663 blablabla applies 134 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,665 It's clear that it pays well, you fool 135 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,627 After all, every woman in the house also adores it 136 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:50,423 This is Walter J Chaplain, live from the ... 137 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,926 Oh god! I'm really interested in this 138 00:09:54,678 --> 00:10:01,476 Everyone always said I was the manlier one, the smarter one and I am the firstborn 139 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:09,150 And here's the poor guy and I only have to perform in this @ 140 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,443 ... See you tomorrow. 141 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:19,244 Garfielde! Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? 142 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,288 It's not my fault, they started it 143 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,374 What should I do with you? 144 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:27,419 Love me, feed me and never leave me 145 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:32,382 So come on, I'll go see S. Love then you are always rested and in a good mood 146 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,135 I know, cheese in a case 147 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:45,687 Thanks ... no ... seriously ... I don't have time ... maybe ... how about alice garden? 148 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:52,485 I leave my beloved home alone, when John takes me to the vet 149 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,740 and he's been doing it a lot lately but it has nothing to do with me 150 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,119 John goes to pick up a girl and he does it systematically 151 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:06,666 Everything is fine with Garfield she's just a happy fat lazy cat 152 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,376 No need to elaborate further 153 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,086 - I'm worried about him. - I know I do. 154 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,884 You take better care of him than any breeder I know 155 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,845 "Him" has a name. Is this a birthmark? 156 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,140 Leave Garfield here for a moment, I want to talk to you alone 157 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,812 She is so beautiful 158 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:35,737 Mr. Touchy? You've had a football license since high school You could ask her out so she can turn you down and we can move on in my life? 159 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,323 I have to invite her somewhere, fingers crossed 160 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:47,374 OK, go for it tiger, you're a bomber, you're a master, you're a boss you could teach us, show everyone why 161 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,209 you hopeless wretch! 162 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:57,092 Hey, how about starting with a gentle massage, manicure and pedicure, ok? 163 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:04,474 Scratch the back all the way down, then scratch the belly, wax the tail and massage my fingers when you're done 164 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,686 John, there is something important I need to ask you 165 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,189 Something I wouldn't ask most of the people who come here 166 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,067 Wait, no! I think I know where you're going 167 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,568 - Really? - Seriously! 168 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,947 Liz, I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time anyway 169 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,199 Are you sure we are talking about the same thing? 170 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,828 Absolutely, I have never been more sure of anything! 171 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:29,124 Liz, I'm ready for the chance i'm ready for... 172 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,254 dog! 173 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,925 Dog, I'm ready for a dog 174 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,220 I think he likes you 175 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,058 He's playful, little one 176 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:53,857 His name is Odi, and he couldn't live his whole life in a cage She needs love 177 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,745 Thank you, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen 178 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,039 No, probably not in our house 179 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,209 Hey kid, I really have to go 180 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:18,089 sorry everyone i have to fly i really do stay behind the guardrail 181 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,383 you are really good to come to see me 182 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,677 Someone is waiting for me, caring, worried about me 183 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:27,140 No, please don't cry, I know what it's like to be unloved 184 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,142 ... you're actually crying anyway 185 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:33,355 I will try to visit again if I don't succeed, I'll try to write ... byebye 186 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,564 Does anyone know this cat? 187 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,525 ... bye bye everyone Garfield, put it on my account 188 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,569 John, you don't have to do it if you don't want to 189 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:47,035 No, it's okay, one should have a pet, in which you can seriously see that he wants to play with you 190 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,537 You are nice 191 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,831 Good question, am I still this gorgeous? 192 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,463 John, I think we have a problem here John!!! 193 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,383 John, don't forget I can help you to make the transfer go smoothly 194 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,426 John, it's in my chair! John!!! 195 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:08,390 We can go somewhere. To the park, to the talk show and similar things 196 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,474 Johnny!? 197 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,893 Wait, are you asking me out? 198 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,857 Oh John! It's time to buy a car alarm 199 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,403 You won't believe it, some thief broke into your car 200 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,531 This is Odi, he's coming home with us 201 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:31,329 Did you go on a date and bring your dog? It's bad for you too, you're such a poor person 202 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,168 No no no, we don't take the dog home with us Hey, I'd like a shotgun 203 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,714 What are you looking at skinny guy? 204 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:48,221 John, it's not too late! Turn it quickly! Before he figures out where we live!! 205 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,227 Please take that snotty dog back 206 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,772 Come Odi, this is your new home 207 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,198 Come on, bro 208 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:14,289 John, I was your bouncer Now you have your de-reactor 209 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,419 Garfield, John brought home a dog 210 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,129 I'm aware of that, Normel 211 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,423 Why would he do such a thing? 212 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,841 I really don't know, Normel 213 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,929 It seems really strange to bring a dog into the house where they already have a cat 214 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:33,016 Can we leave it? So I think it's not a big deal 215 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,353 it's just a blurry bug on the windshield of my life 216 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,354 A bug? 217 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:44,027 Horny goofy bug ... squishy bug! with which I cope properly and with joy 218 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,195 Come on 219 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,197 Heh, as you can see, I'm still John's favorite 220 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,742 You should, Garfield and watch out for beetle eggs 221 00:15:55,372 --> 00:16:00,877 Wow, it's narrow here! Wow, hehe He's a jerk 222 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,756 This is your new home Odi over there is my office 223 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:09,302 the TV is over there, the kitchen... 224 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,224 Are you a girl or a guy? 225 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:22,357 I have to keep calm, John is into cats, not dogs 226 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,610 This will take a week, maybe 10 days, max! 227 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,030 This puppy is seriously stupid 228 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:36,538 This is just a bad dream I close my eyes and when I open them everything is back to normal 229 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:48,425 No! This is not normal, not even a little bit Great, dog poop 230 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,510 Can someone kill me? 231 00:16:55,265 --> 00:17:02,564 This is a nightmare, I need some nice time with man's best friend - television 232 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:14,909 No, never mind, hey newbie, I'll tell you the rules 233 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:21,583 Rule number one: This is my chair Just relax and I'll pretend I didn't see anything 234 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,881 Come on! 235 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,314 I guess I'll have the mental edge over this bitch 236 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,079 leave me alone 237 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,625 I'm not kidding Odi take your pills to relax and go on a hike, I have work to do 238 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,088 You want to play, fine! You can be my new astronaut 239 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:12,967 All right, jump in the bucket and I'll shoot you out into space come on, it's really simple 240 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:17,639 I'll even throw you a ball there follow the ball and jump into the bucket 241 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:24,270 Come on, Odi, just like that, come here and just jump in the bucket and help me 242 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,856 Come on, just like this 243 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,318 No! Don't touch it! 244 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:59,305 It was your turn We have an Odi problem 245 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,561 Get off that bucket Could you please get off that bucket? 246 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:10,066 Ok, it's time for a new game, it's called: Scratching your ass! 247 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:14,654 Come here, come back, come I'll only use my left hand! 248 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:20,368 If I had longer legs, I would have scratched you by now! Come on, wait a minute 249 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,454 He slowed down 250 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,209 Helemes, and I got you, fat cat 251 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:34,799 Hey Luke, you got a new chain mate? It suits you You look good, you could work out... 252 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,135 I've been waiting for this for ages 253 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,304 Normal or canine? 254 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,603 What is that? ... get away from me, you squeaker 255 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,356 Luka, this is Odi Odi, this is Luka 256 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,275 Odi, please do me a favor eat it, okay? 257 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,651 garfield are you ok 258 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,863 i think so Luka will have lunch with Odi today 259 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,574 If it wasn't for Odi, you'd be Luke's chew player 260 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:04,037 He saved your life Odi is a hero!!! 261 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:08,625 Why? Because I'm not in pieces? No! Odi is an imbecile! Until further notice 262 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:19,010 Hey mortal, I'd find a nice piece of carpet if I were you John wouldn't let me sleep on the bed, ever! 263 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:26,059 Odi, do you want to sleep on the bed? Good. 264 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:36,236 Odi, you are handsome, you are handsome, aren't you? Do you want to sleep on the bed - yes! 265 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:41,032 I think I'm going to throw up 266 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,867 Good night Odi, good Garfield 267 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,537 Great, wish me luck with the nightmares 268 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,931 Another rotten day 269 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,775 Oh, you little slob! 270 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,916 No, down! Down you damn dog! 271 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:43,636 What word from "get off the chair" do you not understand? Mallow? I don't want to play! 272 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:51,394 Well, what should I say? Thanks for saving me from Luke? Okay 273 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:52,979 Thanks for saving me from Luke! Now go!!! 274 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,692 where was i I was here, just here 275 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,988 That was cheap! 276 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,823 Is he looking at me? Okay 277 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,869 Sorry, I think you forgot something 278 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,538 I saw this and thought... I think it's yours 279 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,791 I would love to share it with you 280 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,252 Bach 281 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,593 Good Don't follow me, baby! 282 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,935 You're stepping on the wrong foot here is it broken 283 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:36,106 No, simply like this can you do this 284 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,405 Come like this please I'm walking the dog! 285 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,866 Tap a little, like this 286 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,330 Hey watch out now watch out for this 287 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:58,837 You should probably practice in the garage first before you get there among dancers at my level 288 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,340 Back! I'm eating 289 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,884 Maybe something more challenging 290 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,638 What about this? I'm falling 291 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,900 Let's speed up 292 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:25,196 Look, Garfield is dancing with Odi they are like buddies now 293 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,324 what's going on Jesus Christ, Odi, what are you doing here? 294 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:33,580 I'm dancing solo here, and the sneaky dog joins me Well, did you see it? 295 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,206 Thank you friends, thank you 296 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,584 Oh, more problems 297 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,343 Look at the goofy look on his face 298 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,469 Come here Odi, come 299 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,305 Hey are you taking him back to the vet? 300 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,556 It's time for a ride with Liz 301 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,102 Will you give him to someone else for adoption? 302 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:01,649 Hey Garfield, John is taking Odi on a date with Liz and he left you at home 303 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,610 I know, Normel! 304 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:06,363 Adventure awaits him and you stay here 305 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,406 What do you mean by that? 306 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:16,623 Well, it must be unpleasant to be abandoned by John, when he takes Odi out, it's like you're not his favorite anymore 307 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:20,210 Hey, how about we play brainteaser? Could you bring me a magnifying glass? 308 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:29,886 It's so sad John has completely lost his mind and he no longer realizes how important I am to him 309 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:35,016 I have to be understanding with him during this difficult time 310 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,144 Hey wait! Wait for me! You forgot me! 311 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,730 Slow down, please slow down! 312 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,607 I'm back here!! 313 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,735 I think I'm going to rip his bumper off 314 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,034 Ah, it's okay, take it easy 315 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,791 I broke my nose 316 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:25,984 Yeah, just keep going, I'm enough for you it's probably just a little ... cracked skull 317 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:30,280 I think I'll get blood poisoning BLOOD POISONING! 318 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:36,870 I would like to ask the judges to take their seats for the parade 319 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,372 Watch out for that step, be careful... 320 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:50,300 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Dog Show 321 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:55,096 ok so compromise what if i just squirm and roll? 322 00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:59,351 Or purred! I will purr like a purr 323 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:05,190 I'll do it like a Jaguar, I'll take a seat by the fireplace some stupid dog wouldn't do that 324 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,317 Oops, dogs! 325 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,863 Eh, are you all taking it so personally? 326 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,531 Stay! Sit down! 327 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,533 And now I'm going to die 328 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,577 No, I'm really going to die now! 329 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,080 I'm in a hurry, could I pass this way? 330 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,792 No, not under this tarp Oh! That was my ear 331 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,675 Music music you idiot! 332 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,136 Yeah, play the music 333 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,764 No, my crippled knee stop it 334 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,892 Now please don't let me down 335 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:44,187 We are very sorry... 336 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:48,983 ... this was of course not on the agenda 337 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:54,364 Go, Go, Go.. 338 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,577 So, now I need a clue 339 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,580 Madam, I am a cat in trouble i will stop your "mum" 340 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,791 Come on, I'm going! 341 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,253 Hey, I'm going, fast! Hieeee 342 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,798 And, sorry, sorry Boom! 343 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,887 Run, chubby, run, run, chubby 344 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,975 We definitely have a new star here 345 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,521 Ladies and gentlemen, this is great! 346 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,776 Talented little one, isn't he? 347 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:37,240 Run chubby, yup, keep going chubby A cat's life is at stake 348 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,536 End of ride 349 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:44,122 Take care of your shoes 350 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:50,503 Please! This is the ending I deserve anyway 351 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,467 I swear on my life that I will never compete with dogs again 352 00:27:57,427 --> 00:28:00,430 Ok, you got me But before that I want to say goodbye 353 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:05,310 Well, it's not irony, look who came to see it Francis of Assisi!! 354 00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:07,645 You are so stupid! ! ! 355 00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:22,744 Odi come here 356 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,579 You are very... ouch 357 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:35,256 This is a very talented dog! 358 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:40,970 You know, that's exactly the kind of dog he can have the future in television 359 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:46,559 No thanks, Odi is my pet and that's all I want it to be 360 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:47,811 Are you kidding me?! 361 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,396 Nope 362 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,816 Ok, this is for you 363 00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:59,239 And this is for you if you change your mind, you can just call me and say: 364 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,367 Hello hello, I changed my mind i want to be a star 365 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:03,868 - Okay - Okay 366 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,996 Let's give Odi a round of applause! 367 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,508 The amazing dancing puppy Odi 368 00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:28,393 ... i'll never leave home, i'll never leave home never leave home never leave home ... ouch! 369 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,734 - I liked it, thanks - Yeah, me too 370 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,111 Do you want to go further? 371 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,529 No, not yet 372 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,406 I apologize 373 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:45,577 But sometimes I would come I just need to recover from all this 374 00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,495 Oh, really? 375 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,039 What about Sunday? 376 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:53,918 Sunday is great, Sunday will be good, sunday! 377 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:03,803 - I'll see you on Sunday - On Sunday 378 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:05,847 On Sunday 379 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:16,441 Why did this happen? I was always the best everything revolved around me 380 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:23,907 Not around some stupid, whiny, stinky, dog disco! 381 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:26,219 John, you can't do that to me they're trying to divide us, can't you see that? 382 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:32,851 You know me, I'm too lazy to try to destroy your apartment I was provoked, maddened 383 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,645 You can't throw me out of my house like some animal! 384 00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,150 Come on John! John! 385 00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:44,446 .. you know I'm afraid of the dark 386 00:33:09,698 --> 00:33:12,784 Leave me alone, you are the chosen one 387 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:17,080 you're in with him and i'm out all alone 388 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:49,237 Odi, did you come out to be with me? I am touched! 389 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:53,658 And you must be moved if I am too 390 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:58,204 Dogs out, cats in 391 00:33:58,246 --> 00:34:00,081 See you in the morning, little one 392 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:07,005 You know, a puppy needs a little tough love sometimes I think it will strengthen his character 393 00:34:07,839 --> 00:34:09,591 Hi Spooky, did you miss me? 394 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:16,056 You know what, I'll probably go see Odi in the morning and I will teach him to drink from the toilet 395 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:22,645 Poor Odi, that cat is a pig! Garfield is a pig? 396 00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:25,565 Do not let dogs out for the evening Why not? 397 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,903 Because dogs run away 398 00:35:55,905 --> 00:36:00,994 Sure John, I'll leave you all the lasagna 399 00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:15,216 Helemes, why do we have it here? Are you a lost dog? 400 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:22,515 So let's fix it 401 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:31,775 I feel good this morning, I slept like a fat cat 402 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,403 Hello homo sapiens, what's for lunch? 403 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:37,364 Go away! Where are you, man? 404 00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:41,034 Take it easy, I think he's camping outside 405 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:47,916 Well, I guess you didn't set your alarm 406 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,380 Go away! Where are you from? 407 00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:57,676 Maybe he takes the newspaper to the neighbors 408 00:36:59,844 --> 00:37:02,430 Where is the crazy dog? 409 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:11,856 I can't go on like this, I have to get a dog 410 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,191 I think it's a great idea 411 00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:17,112 you are so down since the divorce, you need a friend 412 00:37:16,861 --> 00:37:19,072 Not for me, you imbecile, for that number! 413 00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:28,206 If I could get a really talented dog I would squeeze my career out of him 414 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:29,040 Like Odi? 415 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:33,712 Yeah, yeah, that one was good 416 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:40,010 You know, it was such a poor looking thing 417 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:40,552 and lost 418 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:57,819 This is John, I'm wondering if Odi was there at your place ... their name is John Arbuckel and I can't find my dog ... I've searched the whole area 419 00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:08,246 ... I saw him this morning ... if you see him, please call me ... hi, this is John, haven't you seen Odi? 420 00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:15,295 Weighs about 15 pounds, brown, flapping ears... 421 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:17,422 Could you go open it? 422 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:23,386 I'm offering a reward ... yes, right ... ok, he hears the name ... 423 00:38:23,762 --> 00:38:24,888 Hello 424 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,765 Hello 425 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:29,559 I would say the fridge is not guarded 426 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:33,438 what are you doing here We have dinner together, remember? 427 00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:39,903 Sure, dinner, the two of us, tonight, of course 428 00:38:41,571 --> 00:38:44,866 - Can I go on? - Sure, come on. 429 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:57,629 Liz, I have a confession to make...uh, not a confession, more of an admission well, ... uh, you know, ... it's more of a statement 430 00:38:57,879 --> 00:39:00,131 I like it when you do that 431 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,716 I'm doing what? 432 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:05,720 You know when you're confused though It's cute 433 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,306 It's also why I had a crush on you in high school 434 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:12,227 - Did you fall in love with me? - Yeah 435 00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:16,523 I thought you were really handsome, gentle, not like that other beast 436 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,401 I can't believe it, neither do I! 437 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,403 - Isn't that strange? - Yeah, it is 438 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:29,744 So, what about your confession, admission, statement? 439 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:36,626 Actually... I forgot about dinner tonight 440 00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,297 It's okay, I can go 441 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:46,052 No, no, I'm glad you're here I'll just go get my jacket and we can go 442 00:39:52,142 --> 00:39:55,895 What will I do? What will I do? WHAT WILL I DO? 443 00:39:56,646 --> 00:39:58,773 What if it's the dinner of my life? 444 00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,943 Telling her the truth will make you feel so much better 445 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,195 and you will never see her again 446 00:40:04,362 --> 00:40:06,823 It's weird to have a vet in the barrack anyway 447 00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:09,826 I can't go with her and pretend that nothing happened, right? 448 00:40:10,368 --> 00:40:13,872 Well, I sure could. The only thing you mustn't do: tell her the dog is gone 449 00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,499 - I have to tell her! - No 450 00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:18,168 - I have to tell her! - No! 451 00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,502 It's not like I said 452 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,088 Cracker! 453 00:40:22,547 --> 00:40:25,258 Liz, we can't go together tonight 454 00:40:25,675 --> 00:40:27,927 - Why? - Odi ran away 455 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:28,928 What? 456 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:35,143 He got out last night I feel terrible I called the shelter he put up posters, I looked everywhere, but ... I can't find him 457 00:40:35,352 --> 00:40:36,603 Why didn't you just tell me? 458 00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:40,273 I just thought that then with me you won't want to spend the evening 459 00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:44,069 - Come on - But I would really like to know where... 460 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,654 Not me thinking, "Come on, go find him" 461 00:40:53,411 --> 00:41:00,752 Wow, how can a dog be such a problem when he hasn't even been here for a long time? 462 00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:03,213 I won't worry about him 463 00:41:03,254 --> 00:41:05,799 I think you found my dog hears the name Odi 464 00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:09,177 Where are you from? 465 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,887 Family name 466 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:18,144 Oh, Odi, come here! Here you are! Oh 467 00:41:24,734 --> 00:41:30,115 Now I can live again! How can I repay you? 468 00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:33,159 An autograph would be great 469 00:41:33,284 --> 00:41:35,620 So, one great autograph 470 00:41:50,552 --> 00:41:52,971 This is ridiculous! 471 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:57,767 What are you looking at? I was just looking for some company 472 00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:59,185 Carry on, loners 473 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:00,437 what's going on 474 00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:04,274 We know how you hated Odi We know how you wanted him to leave 475 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:06,651 Wait a minute, all I wanted was to sleep in my own bed 476 00:42:06,651 --> 00:42:09,988 And so that you could, you kicked Odi out, into a cold cruel world 477 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:12,365 We saw you release Odi last night 478 00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:17,412 Well, maybe not, people! I didn't know he would run away he's just a stupid dog 479 00:42:17,495 --> 00:42:18,538 No offense, Luke 480 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,749 You can't blame me for that! 481 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:26,713 - Any of us can be next! - Yeah, there's no room for anyone else in Garfield's world 482 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:29,132 Well, that's a bit theatrical! 483 00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:36,806 Maybe I was a little harsh in protecting my own but not that I hate him 484 00:42:36,806 --> 00:42:40,727 Happy has a surprise for us, it is a special gift 485 00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,228 What do you have for us? 486 00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:51,321 Guten Morgan Chris hahaha I've been working with mine a special friend and I would like to introduce him to all of you 487 00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:54,407 Go Schnitzel! 488 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,703 Look! This is Odi! 489 00:42:58,661 --> 00:43:05,251 Those are strange sounds, Odi must have an alternative lifestyle 490 00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:09,339 He still can't dance Now I'll show it to John and 491 00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:11,508 I will be the hero! 492 00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:17,806 ... and that was our talented dog. I'm glad you're talking about this Chris because I have something to announce 493 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:20,183 Old Happy Chaplain and Odi Schnitzel 494 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:25,188 We will be competing at the New Hampster Dump Limited at three o'clock outside New York City 495 00:43:25,605 --> 00:43:30,610 We have the honor of being regular contestants Hello, New York 496 00:43:31,736 --> 00:43:33,697 His last name is Schnitzel?? 497 00:43:33,738 --> 00:43:36,282 Thanks for your help today, you were great 498 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:40,036 John, Odi is on TV! Odi is the main protagonist 499 00:43:40,286 --> 00:43:42,205 Garfield, not now 500 00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:46,418 I am offering a reward of up to £200 and... 501 00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:50,422 He's putting on a lame show there, I guess he is the chief guest there 502 00:43:50,505 --> 00:43:52,924 I apologize. Garfield, not now 503 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:54,259 Oh, you'll miss it! 504 00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:58,096 Sorry Liz, but Garfield is ... Garfield. 505 00:43:58,179 --> 00:44:02,475 Do I have to bark like Lassie? Come on, follow me 506 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,811 Haf haf haf ... quick! 507 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:08,023 while we're young today, let's go! 508 00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:10,150 "Be Happy" 509 00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:13,945 You'll miss it! It's the little one, the little one holding him... 510 00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:19,784 Garfield, I'm not in the mood for this 511 00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:26,666 You should know that it's not good to turn off my TV And this might be the worst case scenario 512 00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:32,047 Odi is not ready, there is still some work to be done on it tests before using this 513 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:44,267 Happy, you promised you'd never use it That collar is inhumane 514 00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:49,731 This collar is the dog's future 515 00:44:50,774 --> 00:44:53,943 Is this a problem for you? 516 00:44:55,653 --> 00:45:00,367 Now let's see how smart you really are 517 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:07,749 - Happy Chaplain, Happy Chaplain, Happy Chaplain - No, Garfield 518 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:11,544 John, you're especially clueless today 519 00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:14,172 I have to think of something 520 00:45:14,589 --> 00:45:17,801 Hey, think! Wait... 521 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:24,516 My mind, my mind had something on it... 522 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:29,646 ... KIBBLEY CAT! Yes 523 00:45:29,854 --> 00:45:35,443 There it is, the telegraph tower, that's where they do it the Happy Chaplain show 524 00:45:36,361 --> 00:45:42,951 How far can it be? Buckle? A buckle and a half, maybe. 525 00:45:43,451 --> 00:45:45,829 It's a done deal, I can do it! 526 00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:54,379 No ... I can't do it ... I've reached my physical limits ... ... I shouldn't have tried 527 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,299 ... without a snack! I have to go back and recharge 528 00:46:10,937 --> 00:46:13,815 This is a sign that the tank is full 529 00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:18,278 I can do it, behind this lot, it's just... ... another piece of land? 530 00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:20,572 ... and more and more 531 00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:23,867 Come to think of it, it's not in the fridge by any chance more meat? 532 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,953 No, now is not the time to stock up on meat 533 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,788 Now is the time to stock up on courage! 534 00:46:29,372 --> 00:46:34,169 Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left his home 535 00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:53,521 This is to my taste 536 00:46:54,356 --> 00:46:55,940 Hey, taxi! 537 00:46:55,982 --> 00:46:58,151 Keep your tip, drivers 538 00:47:04,949 --> 00:47:08,870 No, Odi is not a street dog... ... yes, I'm sure 539 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:12,999 No I don't want another dog Thank you anyway 540 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,126 Garfield, lunch! 541 00:47:17,170 --> 00:47:19,714 I made you your favorite lasagna 542 00:47:24,761 --> 00:47:32,394 Garfield, Garfield, garfield where are you 543 00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:42,946 Can someone direct me to the pink building to the one drawn on the back of the Kibbly Cat box? 544 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:46,825 ... the one between the blue and orange tree 545 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:51,955 This doesn't look like a pink building 546 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:58,670 Oh, oh? Rats! 547 00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:01,840 Rats the size of ... rats! 548 00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:08,638 Why am I surrounded? Some of my best friends are pests too 549 00:48:09,806 --> 00:48:11,349 Finally, some meat! 550 00:48:11,558 --> 00:48:17,814 Meat? No, they measured me, it's 100% body fat no nutritional value 551 00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:19,399 We love body fat! 552 00:48:21,484 --> 00:48:24,612 Garfield! Let me go, what's going on here? 553 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:27,782 But Luis, I have a thousand hungry mice to feed 554 00:48:28,033 --> 00:48:31,119 Leave it Garfield, what are you doing here? 555 00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:35,915 Besides defending my life? I'm trying to find a dog, a dog kidnapped by a TV star 556 00:48:35,915 --> 00:48:37,208 and I'm trying to save him. 557 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:41,838 Looks like you got yourself into quite a mess I would like to help you with something 558 00:48:41,338 --> 00:48:46,301 Luis, you and I still have an open account, remember? Our cookies? 559 00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:47,886 I seriously adore your cookies! 560 00:48:48,386 --> 00:48:53,725 Sorry rat pack, this cat is here with me you have to go now, go, come on! 561 00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:56,144 Can't we at least take our skins? 562 00:48:57,354 --> 00:49:01,775 Well, maybe next time, critters Good luck with the sea and rabies and all 563 00:49:01,858 --> 00:49:03,735 Push your luck, fat cat 564 00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:09,824 Garfield, you can't just march through town danger lurks everywhere 565 00:49:10,158 --> 00:49:13,411 ... fans, subways, animal detectors ... 566 00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:17,207 - Do you think you could get me to the telegraph tower? - Two cookies and I'll slap myself 567 00:49:17,707 --> 00:49:20,960 - We'll have to lower ourselves to be inconspicuous - How much to reduce? 568 00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:26,424 - Garfield, come with me - Luis, that's a little lower than I expected 569 00:49:26,549 --> 00:49:29,969 Whenever I have a box on my head, I feel humiliated 570 00:49:31,596 --> 00:49:35,016 Ok, hold on, we're almost there 571 00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:40,230 When I give you the signal, you'll run across the street Stay here for now 572 00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:42,649 So, Garfield, let's go! 573 00:49:42,857 --> 00:49:44,442 Wait! Wait! 574 00:49:49,989 --> 00:49:50,949 am i dead 575 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:55,704 - Garfield, don't move! - Don't move? No problem 576 00:49:55,745 --> 00:49:57,956 wait for "green" 577 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:06,256 Oh no! Frightened herd! How do I get out of this herd? 578 00:50:07,757 --> 00:50:11,970 garfield, garfield where are you 579 00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:15,265 Garfield, come on man 580 00:50:15,765 --> 00:50:20,478 No, I won't go down, I'll be happy when I spend the rest of your life up here. Thank you. 581 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:30,113 - Liz, Liz! - What's going on? - Garfield is gone 582 00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:34,325 I think he ran away too, first Odi, then Garfield Liz, I'm the worst breeder in the world 583 00:50:34,325 --> 00:50:36,828 - What happened? - I can't find him, you have to help me 584 00:50:36,745 --> 00:50:38,204 I can't live without Garfield 585 00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:40,498 We start in the park 586 00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:47,672 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 587 00:50:47,297 --> 00:50:48,631 Garfield, take it easy! 588 00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:51,176 - Look, we're here! - Are we here already? 589 00:50:53,094 --> 00:50:57,182 The telegraph tower in all its glory 590 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:02,228 She looked quite a bit smaller on the box 591 00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:07,442 You'll probably have to climb the whole thing, good luck man see you later i have work to do 592 00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:09,903 - Thanks a lot partner - Yeah, wait G. 593 00:51:09,778 --> 00:51:12,364 - What? - Watch out for "Popo" 594 00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:17,118 You know, "bapo", "control", animal detector 595 00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:19,913 - Ah, that "Popo" - Don't clog it 596 00:51:20,288 --> 00:51:22,499 - Thanks, mate - Whoa, whoa 597 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:27,170 I won't try the door, I wouldn't survive another frightened herd 598 00:51:37,055 --> 00:51:45,855 I'm going to start working out next Monday and lose 20 pounds 599 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:55,657 - So what? Everything ok? - We've got some stuff here 600 00:52:04,165 --> 00:52:06,876 Try the cleaning system 601 00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:21,266 Sorry, but that wasn't my belly, was it? 602 00:52:22,642 --> 00:52:25,020 Aah, a refreshing breeze 603 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:49,961 Oh no! My poor nose! 604 00:52:51,421 --> 00:52:53,173 John, stop! 605 00:52:59,971 --> 00:53:02,932 - It's Odi! - Someone found him 606 00:53:03,058 --> 00:53:05,852 - 5290 Yucon Street - I'm going 607 00:53:19,407 --> 00:53:23,661 This deliverance is exhausting When do heroes eat? 608 00:53:24,621 --> 00:53:27,165 Oh great, it's Odi 609 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:40,095 I found you! I'm sorry I got you into this 610 00:53:39,761 --> 00:53:42,097 Look, we took it the wrong way 611 00:53:42,514 --> 00:53:47,143 But you can be pretty annoying when you take up my space 612 00:53:47,644 --> 00:53:50,188 And you are the biggest slob! 613 00:53:50,271 --> 00:53:56,319 But we have a common purpose, we share John And John needs us the most 614 00:53:56,695 --> 00:54:00,490 And I don't want to walk back home 615 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:02,200 So, back off... 616 00:54:05,328 --> 00:54:10,041 Wealth waits for no one 617 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:13,795 Do you think he is ready for the show? 618 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:17,382 Well, why don't you take a look for yourself? Come on Odi 619 00:54:17,632 --> 00:54:21,428 Come on Odi, it's time 620 00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:33,356 Hello New Yorkers, I know you will be jumping for joy with Odi and he will jump for joy too 621 00:54:35,525 --> 00:54:37,235 A total athlete 622 00:54:37,402 --> 00:54:41,906 Electric shocks, that's inhumane! 623 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:45,744 God, that's a great dog. So... 624 00:54:46,828 --> 00:54:49,831 - When does our train leave? - In two hours 625 00:54:51,374 --> 00:54:52,876 Hello hello 626 00:54:56,129 --> 00:55:02,719 Poor Odi, he has a full future ahead of him torture and public humiliation 627 00:55:03,178 --> 00:55:07,015 No one can like the fate of my dog not me either! 628 00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,691 I'll be right behind you, little one 629 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,725 I think I should have priority 630 00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:55,897 You know, I had a nightmare like this once 631 00:56:10,954 --> 00:56:17,168 Again my life was saved, by a miracle, which they call lasagna 632 00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:21,381 I said limo, not taxi! Do you even know the difference between them? 633 00:56:21,339 --> 00:56:23,091 Come on, I'm coming!! 634 00:56:23,425 --> 00:56:25,885 Don't worry mate, I'm coming for you! 635 00:56:28,138 --> 00:56:28,930 I got you! 636 00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:35,812 Ah, why do we have it here? It looks like a cat, no mark 637 00:56:35,895 --> 00:56:40,233 Hey, you wannabe killer animal cruelty is happening right behind you 638 00:56:40,275 --> 00:56:43,069 I'm trying to save here, idiot! 639 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,408 Look, it's terrible here We'll talk more about this! 640 00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:50,827 Open that lock! This is police brutality 641 00:56:51,161 --> 00:56:54,205 I have a stamp, I just forgot it in the second fur coat 642 00:56:54,664 --> 00:56:57,208 This is abuse, abuse! 643 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,544 So go bro 644 00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:02,005 What's with the cage? 645 00:57:02,005 --> 00:57:03,256 Okay, lock it! 646 00:57:03,715 --> 00:57:07,093 This is really offensive you know I'm used to a home environment 647 00:57:07,177 --> 00:57:09,095 - Give me the newspaper - Everyone in the cages 648 00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:12,057 Hey man, I'll have to get you one 649 00:57:12,349 --> 00:57:14,809 This is a big misunderstanding! 650 00:57:14,976 --> 00:57:19,981 I tried to save my friend although he is not very smart, he needed my help 651 00:57:20,315 --> 00:57:22,776 I don't belong here, I have a mistress 652 00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:25,028 I'm not "in the know" 653 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:29,783 Hello, I'm John Arbuckel I think you have my dog Odi 654 00:57:30,116 --> 00:57:33,703 - I think you are wrong - No, I saw the poster, Odi is my dog 655 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:38,166 - No, it's the Happy Chaplain's dog! - Happy Chaplain? 656 00:57:40,043 --> 00:57:43,630 Director Kibbley Kat, Channel 37 657 00:57:43,713 --> 00:57:46,633 He came and took Odi home 658 00:57:46,883 --> 00:57:50,095 Odi is their family name 659 00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:54,307 - So... - Wait! 660 00:57:55,058 --> 00:57:59,437 Happy Chaplain took Odi? Is Garfield there with him? 661 00:57:59,437 --> 00:58:02,023 I have no idea, but we'll figure it out 662 00:58:17,122 --> 00:58:23,628 hey could you be quiet please It's too much for me! 663 00:58:23,628 --> 00:58:28,425 Hey Snackedy, you're the Happy Chaplain's cat! what are you doing here 664 00:58:28,717 --> 00:58:33,179 I WAS his cat before I accomplished my mission… 665 00:58:33,471 --> 00:58:37,517 Then he traded me for a dog and threw me into this horrible place! 666 00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:41,646 - All people are the same! - No, John isn't, that's my owner 667 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:46,943 He is definitely not like that, he only does the best for me He lets me sleep over and feeds me. 668 00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:50,321 And he sent you on vacation in this great accommodation for animals, wake up! 669 00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:52,532 But not for long, Mr. Snackedy 670 00:58:52,699 --> 00:58:59,122 Could you please stop calling me that, my name is not Mr. Snackedy My name is Sir Rolland 671 00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:03,084 - Sir Rolland? - Yeah, that's how Happy Chaplain bothered me, too 672 00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:10,050 I was brought up for classical theatre, you know And now I'm a burnt-out cat celebrity 673 00:59:10,175 --> 00:59:12,427 with a name I'll never get used to 674 00:59:12,635 --> 00:59:16,473 That must be pretty annoying, especially when... I'm trying to free the dog that replaced you 675 00:59:16,765 --> 00:59:21,936 Mr. Snackedy, that is ... Sir Rolland Happy and Odi board the train in less than 2 hours 676 00:59:21,936 --> 00:59:25,023 and they will go to New York to work for Hello New York 677 00:59:25,065 --> 00:59:32,197 Hey, did I hear you right? you are a cat What does PSA want to save? 678 00:59:32,197 --> 00:59:35,200 It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature 679 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:39,204 At first I thought Odi was just a nuisance but then he kind of grew on me 680 00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:44,918 like something you want gone and then you figure it out that it somehow shapes you in a special way 681 00:59:45,377 --> 00:59:47,796 That was beautiful 682 00:59:48,296 --> 00:59:53,134 can i ask you something What are you talking about? 683 00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:56,763 How could you understand that? is he my friend 684 00:59:57,013 --> 01:00:03,561 Oh, how low I've sunk Hey, guard, can I get some shoelaces here? 685 01:00:07,941 --> 01:00:11,444 Look, I'm going to need one cat now so do it 686 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:15,740 - What's going on here? - Adoption - one of us gets out 687 01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:17,617 So they are looking for a cat… 688 01:00:21,705 --> 01:00:23,123 Hey guys move it! 689 01:00:23,248 --> 01:00:25,583 I would like to tell you that your hands are terribly cold 690 01:00:27,002 --> 01:00:28,920 Maybe this will be your lucky day 691 01:00:31,548 --> 01:00:33,800 Ugh, you're heavy 692 01:00:34,092 --> 01:00:38,847 Sorry but muscle weighs more than fat scientifically proven 693 01:00:43,643 --> 01:00:48,106 So, line up try to look up to the world 694 01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:52,152 I don't need adoption, my owner John will come for me I'm sure of it 695 01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:53,236 Over there! 696 01:00:54,612 --> 01:00:58,033 You chose me! You chose me! You chose me! 697 01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:00,869 Not over there! Over there 698 01:01:00,910 --> 01:01:03,747 The one that looks like the one on TV 699 01:01:03,621 --> 01:01:06,291 Bad luck turns red and you come here 700 01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:08,835 Sorry, better luck next time 701 01:01:09,085 --> 01:01:12,339 Careful ... ouch, it chokes, ouch 702 01:01:13,423 --> 01:01:15,884 John will be here in five minutes anyway 703 01:01:16,217 --> 01:01:18,636 When I give you the signal, run like a drugged hare 704 01:01:18,636 --> 01:01:20,722 - What? - Do you really want to save your friend? 705 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,682 - Do I really have to run? - NOW!!! 706 01:01:22,932 --> 01:01:25,935 Rot in hell, Happy Chaplain 707 01:01:26,144 --> 01:01:28,063 Yay for the release button! 708 01:01:38,114 --> 01:01:42,202 I'm going, going, going, friends run run! 709 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,999 Where is the nearest bollard? 710 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,794 No, don't stop! 711 01:01:57,467 --> 01:01:59,886 This is Cobber, we have refugees here 712 01:01:59,969 --> 01:02:03,598 Halt! State! I will send you all to the vet! 713 01:02:34,504 --> 01:02:37,424 - Garfield was here! - Excuse me, can I help you with something? 714 01:02:38,174 --> 01:02:42,554 - We are looking for Happy Chaplain - He's on his way to the station, going to New York 715 01:02:42,721 --> 01:02:46,599 Do you even have a pass or something? Otherwise I will have to ask you to leave 716 01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:48,393 Ok, thanks 717 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,150 Hello, excuse me. 718 01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:10,081 Get on board!! 719 01:03:16,004 --> 01:03:20,592 Hello gentlemen, what do you want? Salmon, steak or lasagna? 720 01:03:20,592 --> 01:03:23,678 Steak, I hate lasagna! 721 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:26,806 Beep beep, a cat walks by, beep beep 722 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,267 He goes through the tunnel Meow! 723 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,685 I just couldn't forgive myself for that! 724 01:03:32,062 --> 01:03:39,402 725 01:03:40,862 --> 01:03:45,700 Great, please wait! No! No! 726 01:03:46,785 --> 01:03:49,079 That's the beast, Chaplain! 727 01:03:51,289 --> 01:03:56,044 I can't run after the train! Bah! ... what does the train actually go to? 728 01:03:57,003 --> 01:04:02,926 Hey, I got it, it's like an electric train just bigger! 729 01:04:04,969 --> 01:04:09,766 - Oh no, we're late - No, we'll stop that train ... come on! 730 01:04:11,142 --> 01:04:17,732 It's hot here There must be a big table somewhere with all those trains on it 731 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,367 He looks like it 732 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:31,830 ... and this must be ... here they will have the table! 733 01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:38,878 - I'm sorry, sir, but the train can't be stopped - No, you don't understand me, you have to stop the train 734 01:04:39,504 --> 01:04:41,840 My dog and my cat are on that train! 735 01:04:42,882 --> 01:04:46,261 I figure if John can do it, so can I 736 01:04:50,473 --> 01:04:53,810 Okay, I have to find our train Let's see what happens if I do this: 737 01:04:57,564 --> 01:05:01,026 Postal express connected to the track ... 738 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:03,945 I'm sorry, I think the mail will be late today 739 01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:09,993 Let's see what happens if I do this: 740 01:05:11,661 --> 01:05:14,205 - Warning: turn to Seattle ... - I don't care about Seattle! 741 01:05:15,874 --> 01:05:20,045 - Warning: collision ... - I'm just looking for one specific train 742 01:05:20,837 --> 01:05:23,006 Just a minute, let me find my train 743 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:27,510 - Amsterdam ... - Oh, here it is! Amsterdam! 744 01:05:29,679 --> 01:05:34,142 - Warning, collision in 20 seconds... - God, she's like my mother! 745 01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:39,230 Hey, wait! Everyone stand! 746 01:05:42,859 --> 01:05:45,779 5, 4, ... 747 01:05:46,112 --> 01:05:47,864 Stand, stand, stand!!! 748 01:05:48,114 --> 01:05:49,657 Everything stopped! 749 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:58,291 Yuh! So guys, let's take it from the top 750 01:06:02,837 --> 01:06:05,090 - ... you have to stop that train - Wait... 751 01:06:06,716 --> 01:06:09,511 I'll pick you up at the station, Odi 752 01:06:10,679 --> 01:06:15,392 Actually, that train has already stopped ... it is returning to the station 753 01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:18,770 Are we on the right train? 754 01:06:27,195 --> 01:06:31,616 - Where are you? - Quik 755 01:06:32,033 --> 01:06:34,869 I think I recognize the whining 756 01:06:39,374 --> 01:06:41,960 Come on 757 01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:46,339 Well, you get a coupe like this when you you order tickets at the last minute 758 01:06:49,134 --> 01:06:50,719 Good to see you mate 759 01:06:56,016 --> 01:06:57,308 We're getting out of here 760 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:09,779 - Sir, please sit down - No, my future is running away from me right there, I have to... 761 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:45,231 Hey slow down, I've been running here all day I'm totally pissed off! 762 01:07:45,565 --> 01:07:48,151 Look, we're safe now, we're free 763 01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:53,907 - And isn't this the Happy Kaplan by any chance? - Are you going somewhere? 764 01:07:55,033 --> 01:07:58,703 Nice addition, but I don't want to show off now 765 01:07:58,745 --> 01:08:00,955 We're getting out of here, and fast 766 01:08:05,377 --> 01:08:10,590 No, my nose again!! This will bring me back to my old knees 767 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:15,679 Did you really think you could outrun the Happy Chaplain? 768 01:08:15,804 --> 01:08:17,305 What is the correct way to call for help? 769 01:08:17,263 --> 01:08:21,267 No, you stupid dirty animals And now I'll show you something! 770 01:08:21,559 --> 01:08:26,731 And now we'll see how you feel until yours 200 volts will run through the dog's skull 771 01:08:26,898 --> 01:08:31,361 Chaplain, get your hands off my friend!! 772 01:08:38,910 --> 01:08:42,914 - Hey bouncer, what's going on here? - Nice to see you 773 01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:45,125 - We are here to help you - Sir Rolland? 774 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:47,293 Single again 775 01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:16,740 Rats, ugh! 776 01:09:22,078 --> 01:09:23,705 Okay, so the warm-up: 777 01:09:23,955 --> 01:09:27,876 Cats, scratch like never before Dogs bite but don't chew 778 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:31,921 and rats, try to get that nice necklace around his neck 779 01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:41,723 Prepare ... watch out and we can! 780 01:09:47,771 --> 01:09:49,439 Thanks guys! 781 01:09:49,397 --> 01:09:51,483 I think it's time for you to leave 782 01:09:51,733 --> 01:09:53,610 you should run before they get here animal trap people 783 01:09:54,110 --> 01:09:56,321 Good luck Garfield. Bye Garfield. See you Garfield 784 01:09:58,990 --> 01:10:02,160 Odi, could you please give me the remote? 785 01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:08,416 He pulls a saw every now and then, Happy 786 01:10:09,751 --> 01:10:12,796 - Pretty kitty - We'll see what they put on the news 787 01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:23,848 Let me tell you something, Happy: for you, Odi can only be stupid, goofy, stinky dog, but for me... 788 01:10:24,182 --> 01:10:28,770 ... is all this and much more He is my friend 789 01:10:30,438 --> 01:10:34,192 Go away, try something else, maybe there's a game 790 01:10:41,074 --> 01:10:42,826 Rough end bro! 791 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:47,497 - Go away! Garfield! - Go away! Go away! 792 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:55,380 "Be Happy" This is for stealing my cat and my dog! 793 01:10:58,550 --> 01:11:01,261 I was not locked up, I am a liberator 794 01:11:01,177 --> 01:11:03,263 Garfield! Go away! 795 01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:07,392 Come here! I missed you guys 796 01:11:07,684 --> 01:11:12,188 I am proud of you I will never let you out of my sight, EVER 797 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:17,527 - You are my best friends - Nice to see you too 798 01:11:20,572 --> 01:11:27,120 Walter J Chaplain here with breaking news from the Midwest What do you have for us, Abby Shields? 799 01:11:27,495 --> 01:11:33,168 We don't know many details, but it seems so some deranged man must have caused all this trouble 800 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,879 Deranged? What does this mean? 801 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:39,591 The police are taking the suspect out 802 01:11:39,549 --> 01:11:42,135 Note: This is my moron brother 803 01:11:42,802 --> 01:11:47,599 Hey, it's the Happy Chaplain going for a ride in a police car! 804 01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:55,982 Witnesses say a dog was involved in the incidents and one very heroic cat - Garfield 805 01:11:56,649 --> 01:11:59,986 Look, he saved Odi, now he's a hero! 806 01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:04,366 - I wouldn't believe that - Garfield is on TV, he's a hero! 807 01:12:06,534 --> 01:12:11,706 - Garfield, it's Garfield, Garfield is a hero! - Thank you all 808 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:14,501 Thanks for the welcome 809 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:28,390 It's nice when they recognize you at home 810 01:12:29,057 --> 01:12:32,936 I couldn't do it without you, I... 811 01:12:34,396 --> 01:12:37,357 You are a great friend 812 01:12:37,857 --> 01:12:43,571 John, I want to be more than your friend Really??? 813 01:12:44,114 --> 01:12:45,824 YEAH! 814 01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:52,580 Where does he get that energy? 815 01:13:10,598 --> 01:13:15,645 Ah, just one big happy family 816 01:13:16,021 --> 01:13:18,606 Well, sure On the ground!! 817 01:13:19,524 --> 01:13:24,487 No, seriously, mate, come on up seriously, come here 818 01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:27,365 Whether you're down! 819 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:32,037 We like each other so much because we both love the same thing and it is: 820 01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:35,123 My little thing! 821 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:40,920 822 01:13:40,962 --> 01:14:13,203 The subtitles were "polished" and edited by Karel K. (http://metro.zarohem.cz) 823 01:14:13,244 --> 01:14:17,999 Hey Odi, help me, I can't get up!